Kenek-kenek Udang

Click player below to listen:

The music player above has a stupid bar. For now press Play and click again to Pause. Let it finish loading first before play. I’ll find a better player later.

Chorus:

Kenek-keneklah udang
Lembu patah tanduk
Cik Mek kenalah godam
Cik Awang kena tumbuk
Uwa uwa uwa wu

Gegak gempita gendang dipalu
Kerna menyambut pengantin baru
Seri-seri cahaya hai naik ke muka
Tak ubahlah pinang dibelahlah dua

Ulang chorus..

Pengantin bersanding sambil menjeling
Sudah menjeling tersenyum pula
Indah-indah bukan hai lagi kepalang
Hai serba dibuat hai kena belaka

Ulang chorus..

Pengantin bersanding atas pelamin
Dikunjung orang berduyun-duyun
Dihibur-hibur dengan hai tari menari
Untuk merayakan hai raja sehari

Ulang chorus..

The song got stuck in my head for hours since noon! I chose the song as our end song for Malaysian Studies video. It doesn’t focus mainly on kahwin and has a teasing lyric. Just fine for the bertunang clip.

Composed by the famous P Ramlee. At first the song was sang by Saloma, erm tak sedap sangat haha then only by Ahmad Jais and Zaleha Hamid.

Pop Pop rocks!

I bought a box of Pop Pop yesterday. Don’t ask why. It’s just me. I can be very childish at times, usually when my siblings are around. Anyway back to the Pop Pop, the one I bought wasn’t the usual Pop Pop we normally see.

Well, take a look yourself..

I bet even you won’t be able to guess it correct at first try :P This is the normal Pop Pop:

Kan? It’s the rare version of Pop Pop I got here! wooohooo! *gelabah semangat tak pasal²*

The ‘blast’ is still the same like the old one, it’s fun to throw at people. Best when they expect it the least, even the tiny ‘pop’ will make them jump off their feet.

 

1 box of Pop Pop = RM1

Aiman, Mizi and Syahmi’s curses after Pop Pop landed on them = Priceless.

 

Will get more after class later nyahahahaa!

How fast does your site load?

I used to hate my previous layout, the page took forever to load. Best I can do is to minimize the site widgets, but still I received complaints from friends about the slow poke load so nak tak nak I had to dump some of the widgets I desired the most hukhuk. Someone asked me why bother, it’s my blog anyway. I replied, yeah true but still I like people to read here and comment, so it has to be balanced; I get visitors and they too will continue to come, a win-win situation. Sacrifice kata orang putih..

So how to know if your blog is fast or not? I use this, it’s from Pingdom. Free, no ads and it gives detail and fancy good looking results. Easy to spot which thing/widget/picture that use large resources. They have Save option too, allowing us to analyze the results from time to time.

Fast loading time is essential for a blogger to consider. Taking me as example, I won’t visit sites that took years to load, mostly because the main site are filled with thousand widgets i.e clock, autoplay music, bunny pictures, pet, advertisement banners etc. It’s their blog so I won’t interfere with that but I don’t think I will visit him/her again, maybe once in a while but not often. Plus for people with restricted bandwidth usage like me will surely avoid such sites.

Data for my blog, 4.5secs to load (not bad but I dunno la with Malaysia’s line kan). Total data usage was 999.2kb which is a lot! If I want to target all sort of people to view my blog, I have to include people with dial-up connection too, with 4kbps max, they will need like 30mins to load this blog. Tak boleh tak boleh…

The new Need For Speed: Shift

Yap yap they are back! But wait wait! Don’t turn away now coz the new franchise has brought something really good this time. Anyone who played Race Driver: GRID before would probably mutters the same words (like me) when EA announced the launch of the new series of Need for Speed (NFS)- “is the game got any better than GRID?” I believe it does.

Unlike the previous franchise, the new Shift has nothing to do with police chases, world roam free driving track, hot sexy girls and storyline to amuse the drivers gamers. They are pretty serious about real racing track, maybe GRID’s racing simplicity had struck them bad.

Gamers will be introduced to career and profile. We will have to compete from the very low racing career track, slowly gaining experience points and levels, yeah just like MMORPG games, with Shift having the highest rank at Level 50. At that level we will get the chance to race in the World Tour. Well I can’t describe what the World Tour offers, yet, as I just bought the game and still noobishly manoeuvring my cars to gain levels. Using 370z currently just because I like the look hahaha!

There are two types of driving being measured: Precision and Aggression which tell us two things- are we a pro racing driver or a road bully. Precision here means drivers gain points thru careful driving, sticking to race line, drafting and taking corners professionally while Aggression as the name says involve banging other cars while keeping our car inside the track. Make the driver next to you goes flying or use his car as shield so we can take corners at high speed without the need to brake: all that give us points. How cool is that? Lucky they didn’t provide the cars with missile or RPG..

The only thing I hate about GRID is the crash. You crash, you ruin your car. No more driving la after that. And if the track is narrow and bumpy, imagine every little scratch (oxymoron) will slowly reduce your chance of winning or rather finishing the race. And every time that happens, you will have to press the restart button. And if this repeats for more than 10 times, you will start to go crazy and run over your neighbours’ fences, shouting GRID sucks and all. Hysterically.

Well can’t blame them, GRID devs are just being realistic.

Shift got the same idea too but they give us option either to limit the crash impact only on the exterior body parts or together with the running parts (engine, suspension, steering etc like GRID). This, to my relief, is a life saver! Woot!

If we refer back to Shift trailers earlier, they showed us how accidents affect drivers. In game they really did smoke the screen whenever we crash (won’t happen to minor one), and I realized they even make the pixelated driver numb for seconds before he can steer back the wheel, just like the real accident. Geil huh?

Other features like buying upgrades and body kits, earning cash in races, vinyl sprays are all in package lah, those features are applied to all racing game nowadays I think. Shift allows us to tune the car ourselves. Yeah, do it manually. I leave that to experts, no way I can tune the rim, suspension etc all by myself.

Now comes the important part: the spec required. A great game surely need a high performance PC. This… I hate the most. I don’t have such machines!!! I can still play the game but in medium mode, meaning I missed those hazy shiny glittering sparks on cars haihhh..

 

Nothing beats the sound of supercar engines revving.. ahhh~~! So if you have those specs mentioned above and a car freak, try Shift! We can’t get the real cars so driving them in game is considered OK la…

Sources: IGN.com, Videogamer.

PS: Can’t wait to go back Uniten so I can test the game using gamepad. Keyboard sux!

You may tweet but do you bark?

Have you tried the new micro-blogging service called Yahoo! Meme? I dunno how to pronounce the word, should I call it mee-mee or mame… or Memey Suhaiza but what ever it is, it’s just another Twitter to me. No, I think it resembles Tumblr more, a site for image sharing+blog, than Twitter.

 

Not much different from Tumblr rite?

Blur.. Still no idea how to reply comments, the only way to reply is by manually use of @ function, which I don’t think will notify the target user

The main tabs: text, photo, video, music

The only thing that differs Yahoo! Meme from Twitter is the repost feature, although Twitter apps mostly applied this as retweet and from my reading, soon Twitter will have this as their main ‘language’ too.

So far I haven’t found any third-party application for this, maybe Yahoo! haven’t release the API yet. Privacy is still questionable here since there’s no option to hide our ‘barks’ and we can’t control our followers.

It’s still in testing phase though, the only way we can try Yahoo! Meme is through email invitations. I got the invite from khairul since my request to join is still pending. We are allowed to invite 7 persons per account, I still have 6 invites, so if you like one, do buzz me.

Oh one more thing, be careful when you register for one as it will integrate with your current Yahoo! account. I lost my nescagraff nick to my lil brother’s Yahoo! account, thus my Meme URL now is http://meme.yahoo.com/nesca with nesca as my unique nick. Aisyooo tiny little thing only but still tak syiok la. So, do logout any Yahoo! affiliates before registering.

Blog’s new look

So is my blog better now? I hope she is. Been wanting to change to a new template due to her heavy loading, which I believe caused by messy HTML/CSS-I-dunno coding. Actually my old template was far beyond the one you’ve seen before: green.. black and all. They were yellow orange like that. Not even close to green lol. And I played around with the codes and managed to hide few lines and borders.. and *poof* I got the Go Green theme.

This time I change the colour theme a bit la, boring kan tengok hijau je. New theme, new spirit hopefully woot. I think I better maintain the simple old look, though I expect the loading time would be cut at least half by now. Hm hopefully.

I’ve been planning to put few 125x125 boxes for ads although I still not very convinced if anyone out there ever want to advertise their products here. Nuffnang has been cruel to me and they still are sobs sobs, or perhaps I should make a new blog just for money making purpose. Haih.. I don’t have time for that..

So tell me if you like/hate the new template ok.

..and CLICK on my ads will ya?!!

PS: Yes, it does look girlish. Haha but it’s the best template I saw so far, it has 2 main columns, bigger space for post, 3 mini columns at the bottom and black background. Ok wat..

Raya Part 2 – Batu Laut and Teddy Bears

Batu Laut

Sebenarnya tak banyak pun aku nak cerita pasal raya kat Batu Laut sebab kitorang tak pergi raya pun. Pergi, tapi takat dua rumah je, tu pun sebelah malam dan rumah yang kitorang pergi tu pun rumah mak saudara aku. Abah stay kat rumah je jaga nenek & layan orang datang raya. No photos to share too. 

Cuma raya kali ni aku dah nampak jelas perangai beberapa orang yang aku rasa tindakan mereka agak tak patut, pada pendapat aku la. Tapi tu hal mereka, aku tak perlu campur. Tapi kalau ada sangkut paut dengan kesihatan nenek, takkan nak fikir hal sendiri jugak kan. Mak cuma ada satu, sementara dia ada lagi, cuba lah selalu dekat dengan dia. Kalau siapa² yang ada sorang mak je la. Poligami lain cerita.

Layan kerenah dia biarpun kita rasa geli dan menyampah sekalipun. Ala tua nanti kita pun jadi macam tu kan. Takde bezanya. Lagipun dia masih hidup, kenapa mesti bercakap pasal harta? Aku tak faham orang macam ni. Bukan masing² takde kerja, takde rumah, takde kereta. Terlebih dari mampu pun kot.

Cuba satu hari nanti kita dah tua, pastu anak² buat benda yang sama dekat kita, depan² pulak tu, takde cover². Nak salahkan anak pun tak boleh, salah kita jugak dulu².

Alasan memang senang nak buat. Aku pun selalu cari alasan. Aku tau.

Hm lagi satu, jadi pelik kenapa aku susah sangat nak rapat dengan saudara² aku. Belah Melaka boleh lagi aku bergurau ke apa tapi belah Batu Laut ni bila borak sikit je mesti sangkut tengah jalan. Diorang lost, aku pun lost.

Bukan diorang buat salah ke apa. Masa kecik² dulu boleh je aku ikut lari sana sini, main sama². Cousin tak balik kampung je mesti mati kutu, bosan. Mungkin makcik² aku semua duduk Shah Alam. Mungkin benda yang aku minat sekarang tak sama macam diorang. Mungkin aku yang terlebih sombong. Tapi memang aku tak reti nak mula borak. Tak banyak cakap. Lol defensive.

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Teddy Bear lovers! Beware!Click picture for download link (rapidshare) For MUSE fan only. 

Anyway my part for Malaysian Studies project dah settle. Edit mengedit bab Nur’s family discussion and the Engagement Day. Sampai tak tidur semalam sebab nak habiskan cepat². Ada lagi baki cuti tapi naik sem ni ada 2 tests menunggu. Study kat Malaysia ni banyak betul test. Assighment pun cam nak gila banyak.

Tak shoot lagi bahagian keluarga Syafiq dan intro. Total video length aku buat tu dah 11mins (Nur=2.3mins and Engagement=8.55mins). Ada baki 4mins lagi untuk bahagian yang belum shoot tu. Memang akan terlebih 15mins jugak ni. Pening kepala aku nak jadikan video tu less formal tapi susah haha.

The Engagement Day from nesca on Vimeo. Click here for High Res.

Aku letak subtitle, err aa haa segala sasul pun aku masukkan sekali. Kena top up dari segi isi/fakta, macam kurang je aku rasa. Eyy benci betul aku benda fakta ni kecuali science facts. Macam mana la budak law study. Tapi bagus gak, bak kata ustaz boleh gunakan ilmu untuk auta polis. Yeh?

Tak kisah la entry ni panjang berjela ke tak. Lawak gila bila baca balik blog lama kat Friendster... Tak matang sungguh. Nanti blog ni jugak yang aku gelakkan bila tua nanti. Kalau panjang umur dan tak nyanyuk la. Aku lupa URL website aku dulu. Kalau lah dulu aku study betul² flash & database mesti aku dah gempak gila sekarang. Boleh jual template buat duit minyak. Sudah la ngarut.

 

P/S: Vimeo is very user friendly. I loike!

P/P/S: Why P/S/S when it should be P/P/S? Oh why add up ‘/’ when you can just use PS? Hakhak.. It’s your blog, it’s your choice.

P/P/P/S: See here, here and here.

Raya Part 1 - Melaka

Kitorang balik kejap je, ni dah ada dekat USJ balik. Satu hari je dekat Melaka, itu pun tak round habis. Banyak rumah tak sempat pergi, either tuan rumah gi berjalan raya atau memang takde dalam list raya tahun ni.

Malas nak tulis panjang² tapi nak update blog jugak so.. These are some from the camwhoring session (more pics dalam Facebook la kot):

 My Family

My Sibling

Nek + Anak + Menantu

Cucu Perempuan

Cucu Lelaki

Waiting for turns

Adam

At Arwah Tok Long’s

Ni dari camera aku je la. Esok pagi kitorang gerak kampung belah Abah pulak dekat Batu Laut (near Sepang). Nak tido dulu. Esok update lagi. Byebye~

P/S: Cousin aku dah start kasi duit raya dah, aku je belum lagi hakhak. Nak buat macam mana, 2nd sem baru~

The Engagement teaser (konon²)

I was exploring/testing my video editing software, Pinnacle, err just to prepare myself for our Malaysian Studies video shoot assignment: The Engagement when this idea of making a short teaser came to mind. Have a look:

Hoho it’s not that great I know and the video suppose to be formal but I hate formals, hate long sleeve collar shirt, hate black slacks, hate attending formal dinner, hate using spoon and fork, hate bla bla bla. We will add some humours though, hopefully we won’t get sleepy eyes forced to watch the presentation later.

The video which is only 8mb took me near 30mins to upload. =..=

WTH?! Digi! Pimp my broadband please! (lols.. another entry?) Oh btw I still at home, haven’t leave USJ for our kampungs. My younger bro Wan will be having his PMR in 2 weeks time, need to help cram him while we the elders are still at home. Mungkin esok balik kampung. Entahlah…

Steps to Kanye prank

First he interrupted Taylor Swift.

 

 

Then he got into my blog.

 

 

 

Much worst, he even got himself on UNITEN’s website!

 

 

 

WTH Kanye!

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Wonder how I did that? Here’s the trick. I got it from @khairul and I’m gonna post it here so we all can have a good nice prank on our buddies..

1. Copy & paste the link below to your address bar, right before any webpage you want to ‘hack’.

http://kanyelicio.us/

..and make it like this http://kanyelicio.us/http://nescagraff.com

2. Then just press Enter lol.

3. Enjoy the terrorism. Creativity to fool others is up to you har har har..

 

Want more prank? Check here http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/

Test Update

This is a blog update via SMS. Berapa la kena charge ni ye. Huhu.. Btw perut amat tidak selesa. Banyak betul dugaan kali ni. Bye!

Kad Raya Hand Made

Doodle while waiting for berbuka.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Maaf banyak-banyak.

Give me Broadband Done Right!

Digi Broadband in my opinion is certainly the fastest broadband in Malaysia right now (excluding the business broadband provider la). But why people still clogging onto Streamyx (or so called Screamyx by its users), Maxis, Celcom and P1? Yeah, because of it’s price.

14.4mbps is fast but with 3gb usage limit, the package is only suitable for bungalow or penthouse owners. The 3gb usage limit eh, I can finish that with Maxis in 3 days of Facebooking and blog surfing. Imagine if I got Digi, surely it finishes up faster with the tempting to download here and there. 1 hour perhaps? I can do it.

Digi come up with new broadband contest or should I call it promotion called Pimp my broadband. I believe their add fuel to fire quote is really a pimp haha.

Guys at Digi, please, make it with no usage limit and no contract attached, I’m sure people with prefer yours over those ISPs I mentioned above.

Oh and P1, why la you go to those areas like Pahang, Perak & Terengganu if Klang Valley is still not fully covered.. My place for example, Univesiti Tenaga Nasional, is still not in the list. If I’m in the company, the very first place I would cover is at local universities. These places are the best I think for broadband marketing nowadays.

I believe the most Internet users are teenagers (students obviously). We download, we socialize online a lot compared to those tucked in pakciks and high heels makciks. This blog gets quite a lot Google search results regarding broadband in Malaysia and I’m sure some would agree with what I said above.

Edit:

I think I should join the contest too lol. Check out the prizes.. Not bad eh? Thanks robbie_surfer. Here’s my entry:

Simple yah? No time to edit more thanks to TESTis before raya break. Zzz.. Do vote for me yah!

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Kanye sucks big time even though his intrusion last night is believed to be staged. It’s not funny ok. And rude. Click here if you (the reader) are lost.

 

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And here I would like to thank YOU my readers for visiting the blog. 10k views is a big number to me! Don’t worry, the blog is still green inside out, and I hope I improve a lot in term of contents and my english (Mr. Mahid, do post more grammar lessons hakhak, I’m a silent reader of yours =P) compared to the last time.

Although initially the blog is suppose to be only personal thoughts of mine, but since I advertise it quite a lot (lol), I guess it should be a place for me to share knowledge and info as well. Blogging is nice, really, I learn many things thru blog walking (and also blog making). You should do that too.

Sorry if I offended anyone here, all the good things are from Allah and the bad of course comes from me.

With that I end my last post. Thanks again :) *tears*

Hadiah bulan puasa

Walaupun aku tak rasa blog aku lovely lagi berbunga tapi takpe lah haha. Thanks to fedora for the awards :)

Will tag some, kalau tak tertag dan nak amik pun silakan~

•  akubudaksabak
•  khalilah
•  yanie
•  zara (eh zara pun ada blog hahahaha)
• eh banyak pulak aku nak tag, sapa² yang follow aku tu lah senang cerita.

Sekian, wabillahi taufiq walhidayah wassalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh *teng teng teng lagu tema al-Kuliyyah*

Facebook Lite vs Twitter

Suka suki aku je letak versus haha tapi memang betul pun. Soon akan ada function @reply macam dekat Twitter. Contoh status aku type:

“Aku lapar gila wehh! @daus bila nak belanja aku pizza ni?”

akan jadi..:

“Aku lapar gila wehh! Daus Khaidir bila nak belanja aku pizza ni?”

Dan daus akan ditag. Tak pasal² dia akan dapat notification reply dan kena belanja pizza. Rezeki aku la kan.

Sebab aku guna Google Chrome, aku tak dapat disable Facebook quizzes macam Firefox user buat dengan Greasemonkey. Even ada jugak version untuk Chrome iaitu Greasemetal, tapi tak jadi dekat PC aku. Dia asyik crash je. Banyak dah step aku try, link folder sana sini dengan scripts berpandukan tutorial tapi harem tak jalan.

Leaving us Chrome user satu je cara lain iaitu guna Facebook Lite.

Sangat basic, sangat laju untuk load, habis semua apps diorang buang, leaving only important updates for us to see. Takde lagi masalah quiz dok menyemak dekat Facebook korang tu.

Perhatian! Ini untuk users yang bukak Facebook semata-mata untuk usha updates & profile kawan² okay.. Yang join Facebook untuk main game & quiz tu tak payah la guna Facebook Lite ni. Guna je yang biasa tu.

Sebenarnya tak semua orang boleh access Lite version ni sebab masih dalam Beta. Suppose to be on invitation je, tapi sebab ada bug so dapat la kita guna hoho..

Tapi kalau still nak seimbangkan Facebook dan quiz (=..=) guna la script Greasemonkey ni. Click here. 3 simple steps, tak susah langsung. Yang penting cuba dulu, tak dapat baru tanya, orait? Takdenye aku nak share link yang ada virus ke trojan ke hape.

Notes:

• Notification emails still akan masuk dalam inbox macam biasa, aku rasa.. secara logiknya lah.
• So kalau kita kena tag tu, ada la notification.

Sources: here, here and here.

Part 1 Bertunang Eeek!

Sound effect by someone.. kahkahkah.

Alhamdulillah our first video shoot session dah settle. And I think we were doing great with it *clap clap*. Dengan kegagapan masing² & ayat spontan tetiba, dapat jugak diorang berlakon sampai habis. And I was impressed by some until me and Syafiq (noticed) dah terlopong mulut and tergelak² sebab the act was very real and smooth, and diorang elok² je cover silap masing². Terer terer.. Silap & kantoi sikit² tu biasalah, bukan real actors pun.

Tepak sirih + daun sirih tipu²

The shooting was done at Nisa and Ayu house at Bangi, nak shoot kat rumah pengantin perempuan dia tamaw plak, segan agaknya :D Rasanya kalau jadi shoot kat rumah dia memang lagi tersipu-sipu kot hahahhaha. Sampai esok pun tak habis. Tergelak-gelak.

Preparation and rehearsal kitorang buat lepas solat Jumaat. Entah daun & bunga mana² budak² perempuan amik untuk gubahan sirih junjung. 3 dulang dari pihak lelaki (Syafiq) berbalas 5 dulang pihak perempuan (Khalil). Disebabkan budak² lelaki tak reti hape dalam benda² kahwin ni, kitorang golek² tido je la. Nak makan coklat & gula² dalam dulang hantaran pun tak boleh sebab puasa.

Petang tu buka puasa dekat Restoran Syarifah. Nasib baik datang awal, dapat book tempat. Tapi datang dan order awal tak semestinya dapat makanan tepat time berbuka. Kuey teow goreng Hephzi sampai pukul 8 kot. Nak buat macam mana, ragam berbuka dekat kedai. Oh sebelum tu aku pergi shopping botol untuk shower foam. Tak jumpa the real one so terpaksa beli ni. Nak tengok?

RM0.90

Sebenarnya plan kitorang nak buat shooting lepas berbuka kemudian pause kejap sebab nak tengok Nur Kasih (wtf hahaha). Tapi sebab semua dah ghairah nak sambung berlakon terpaksa la hardcore fans Nur Amina beralah. Takpela, kat rumah boleh download.

So sekarang ni tinggal part 2 untuk keluarga Syafiq then boleh mula dengan video editing. Ughh.. benci betul edit ni. Nasib baik ada pengalaman sikit² masa BMK dulu.

Berdiri dari kiri: Ayu, Aku, Aiman, Syafiq, Nisa, Khalil, Hephzi

Duduk dari kiri: Zul, Din, Shuk

Edit:

*peace*

Sakit mata dengan…

Mata aku macam habuk masuk je-sakit so aku panjangkan la ke blog ni.

• Perlu ke kita buat status sedih, letak emoticon sedih, ataupun asyik tukar status dekat ym setiap 10minit menyatakan kita ni dibenci, kita dalam kesedihan yang teramat?
• Aku selalu jugak buat emoticon atau status macam tu tapi aku tak suka orang kacau aku time tu, dan biasanya either aku akan appear offline atau aku letak status Busy- menandakan memang tanak ada contact langsung for the time being.
• Tapi ada sesetengah orang ni aku rasa memang nak perhatian kot. Ah memang dia suka perhatian pun. Aku kenal dia.
• Asyik tukar staaatus je. Tak habis². Disebabkan aku guna YM10, setiap kali dia ni tukar status, memang akan keluar la kat sudut belah kanan tu muka dia dan status pelik.
• Satu kali aku tak pandang sangat. Dua kali aku tak kisah. Tiga kali mungkin aku rasa dia ni lagging dan asyik dc je. Tapi bila kali keempat ditambah pulak setiap kali muka dia keluar status pun ikut tukar, aku dah rasa menyampah.
• Kau kalau ada problem tak payah la dok tukar status tu setiap masa. Kau keluar pergi carik kawan cerita kat dia, kalau tak nak share pun pergila gurau senda or main game dengan dia ke apa, tapi jangan duduk depan PC. Ko pergi luar makan angin kejap, takpun ko pergi amik air semayang ko solat sunat kejap. Kan lebih mulia.
• Ini tak.. Mungkin kau memang tak bersalah pun sebab tu hak kau. Dan aku yang cari pasal sebab aku yang dok gatal guna YM10 dan benda tu dah setting macam tu, nak buat macam mana pun.
• Oh betul jugak. Hak semua orang. Dia nak attention kan. Mungkin sebab aku dah memang tak suka so benda kecik dia buat pun jadi salah dekat mata aku.
• Ok post ini tidak berguna dan perlu diabaikan. Terima kasih kerana membaca sampai habis.
• Tinggalkan la komen kalau sape² rasa tindakan aku memandang kerek orang macam kat atas tu adalah tidak berpatutan.

P/S: Shooting for Malaysian Studies starts tomorrow. Hab kein box zu gehn. Alles gute aa..

Malaysia- Kenaikkan harga minyak disambut penuh kesyukuran

Kuala Lumpur , 1 Sept - Awal pagi lagi stesyen minyak sekitar Lembah Kelang di kunjungi oleh ramai pengguna kenderaan yang berpusu pusu untuk mendapatkan bekalan minyak dengan harga baru. Harga RON97 dinaikkan kepada RM2.00/liter, manakala RON95 pula akan naik kepada RM1.80/liter, bermula hari ini.

Mereka yang mengunjungi stesyen minyak kelihatan melonjak-lonjak kegembiraan dengan pengumuman kenaikan harga minyak yang dibuat pada lewat petang semalam.

Pengguna bersyukur dengan kenaikan tersebut dan dengan langkah itu maka berakhirlah masalah kemarau harga minyak yang melanda negara sejak berhari hari lamanya.

Antara pengunjung stesyen minyak yang ditemubual, Sharifah Rozana, 35, berkata,"Langkah ini adalah langkah hebat. Saya rasa bersyukur. Sekurang-kurangnya suami saya akan kembali menggunakan motosikal untuk berulang alik ke tempat kerja. Dapatlah saya guna kereta untuk menghantar anak ke sekolah. Saya berharap agar harga dinaikkan lagi agar suami saya naik bas dan dia akan tinggalkan motosikalnya di rumah, untuk saya guna".

Sementara seorang kakitangan Kilang yang enggan namanya di dedah berkata, "Saya sebenarnya dah lama tunggu kenaikan harga minyak ni. Bila harga baru di sebut, saya terus datang ke stesyen minyak untuk mendapatkan bekalan. Alhamdulillah, doa saya termakbul akhirnya. Dengan kenaikan harga minyak ini dapat lah saya merayakan hari raya tahun ini dengan serba sederhana dan tidak berlebih lebihan seperti tahun lepas."

Samion bin Songkreng, 43, yang bekerja sebagai pencuci tandas berkata, "Dengan kenaikan harga minyak ini, dapat lah saya menumpukan perhatian saya pada kerja. Sebelum ini saya selalu ponteng dan bersiar-siar naik motosikal bersama kawan ketika waktu kerja. Malam tadi, majikan sudah pun menghubungi saya dan dia mengucapkan tahniah kepada saya. Beliau cukup perihatin."

Manakala seorang pembonceng motosikal yang berjaya di temubual, En. Harun bin Jamian, 25, yang berkerja sebagai tukang masak berkata, "Tak payah interview saya .... Saya tak beli minyak bang, saya tumpang motor kawan jer. Tapi bang, Minyak naik tak apa asal jangan kena selsema babi."

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Boys Dream

Yes

It’s the new McLaren MP4-12C

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Boys can dream.

Can’t we?

Stupid Fan Check, All my Friends gahhhh!!!@#@$

WOI korang tau tak Fan Check Photos & All my Friends applications kat Facebook tu auto tagged? Tak tau? Ok kalau takat tag je aku tak kisah. Lepas tu kawan-kawan kau pun ikut sekali komen:

“Am I that handsome?”

“Waww I’m the nice cute pretty one *love*love*love*”

“Can’t believe it myself.. oh well :P:)P%^%)PS){“

WTH! Stop being so perasan la weyh. Aku pun perasan jugak tapi takde la seteruk kau, kau & kau! Dah la computer generated. Mula² boleh la aku nak gelak, layan sekali. Bila dah semua orang nak main benda yang sama, dah tak kelakar dah OK!

And don’t you know that once being tagged, every single comment will be notified to those yang kena tag?

Thru email?!

Kau tau tak betapa annoying sesapa yang kena tag tu bila inbox dia penuh dengan komen geli-geleman kau & kawan² kau?

Tak tau? Haa sekarang baru kau tau!

Habis tu sape nak tolong clearkan inbox aku? Kau nak datang clearkan? Dah la Facebook jammed sebab benda tu, aku nak login untuk disable pun tak boleh.

Aku sumpah sapa yang cipta apps buduh tu kena diarrhoea selama seminggu macam aku kena minggu lepas. Ahh puasa tak puasa nak marah². Aku nak tido. Byebye.

Ada ke lelaki merajuk?

Lelaki susah nak merajuk. Eh ada ke lelaki merajuk? Tapi perempuan? Senang sangat nak jumpa merajuk-merajuk ni hehehe.. Tengok kat bawah, berapa banyak suis untuk control lelaki? Satu. Perempuan?Thanks la Tekong, tersuka pulak aku dengan gambar ni hikhik.. Jangan marah ye. Saje gurau-gurau. Aku pun merajuk. Sape yang tak pernah merajuk. Cuma bentuk merajuk je lain. Cara nak pujuk pun lain. Aku memang tak reti nak pujuk. Jangan la merajuk-merajuk dengan aku ni, memang aku takkan pujuknya.

Eh tak nak cakap pasal merajuk, cuma nak update je.

• Aku sepatutnya balik Uniten malam ni, kalau ikutkan plan la sebab nak baca-baca sikit, ye lah banyak subjek tak cover lagi. Tapi macam ada hal je tadi so aku ajak la Dyla stay 1 more night. Tengok keadaan. Esok pagi kang aku cabut la. So far ok je. Maybe sebab kitorang ada dekat rumah. Hopefully that’s not the reason lah.
• Dalam otak aku ada design baru nak buat tapi sebab takde photoshop dekat lappy abah, terpaksa la tangguh and siapkan dekat Cendi nanti.
• Gmail ada themes baru. Macam biasalah aku dan hijau memang sakit. Cuba teka aku guna themes yang mana satu? Harharhar…
• Sedang suka pada DestroyTwitter sebab interface kemas dan macho. Cuma takde Facebook status update column macam TweetDeck, kalau tak memang terbaik la.
• Dah lama tak buka Plurk, rupanya dah boleh intergrate dengan Twitter. Persamaan linearnya ialah plurk+1=tweet. Bukan apa, aku dah suka dah cara Plurk buat timeline dan drop down chat box tapi diorang tak release API macam twitter, so 3rd party application pun takde, harapkan Plurkair je. Itu pun buruk. Nak tak nak terpaksa la aku lari ke Twitter.
• Kenapa mesti ada banyak sangat social network sites eh? Perlu ke join semua tu? Pasal benda ni, aku pun tak tau kenapa perlu ada. Tapi kalau takde pun tak best jugak. Yang aku join: Facebook, Twitter, Blog, IMs. Cukup kot. Jangan la invite benda-benda lain. Tagged, Friendster sume tu, aku tak nak join. FriendFinder pun tak nak! Jangan spam aku lagi!
• Adakah virus Fan Check Photos terkena pada anda? Penuh Facebook dengan benda alah tu. Ramai pengguna Facebook Malaysia ni yang perasan dalam diam-diam rupanya. Macam aku jugak la tapi aku tak main Fan Check tu. Lagipun aku perasan terang-terang dan tak payah cover-cover pun hakhakhak.
• Sangat-sangat berharap Maxis/Hotlink dapat kurangkan charge untuk mobile internet service. Pada pendapat aku, charge yang dikenakan tu tinggi sangat. Walhal bytes yang digunakan sangat sedikit, yelah thru GPRS je kan, apa sangat la yang boleh dibukak dengan handphone tu. Oh ini tidak berkaitan dengan handphone mahal-mahal ye, sebab handphone aku biasa-biasa je. Tapi even iPhone or N97 pun aku rasa takkan cecah 10gb/month la. Ke?

• Kalau la monthly price dia kurang daripada RM30 aku rasa aku akan amik. Even Wifi dah merata tapi tak semua tempat ada kan. Aku suka ada access Internet kat mana-mana aku pergi, walaupun kadang-kadang aku wonder jugak pebenda aku buat dengan Internet tu. Freak.
• Chat box aku rosak kot. Mintak maaf la ye.

Panjangnya. Lately ni panjang-panjang pulak entry aku. Esok kena puasa yoshh!

Ni nak marah ni

Hakhak.. Aku ni kasar dan kuat marah yeh? Ramai cakap cara aku bercakap ni kasar and main cakap lepas. Yeke? Aww saya pemalu dan berbudi bahasa la. Hm tapi memang tak boleh ubah la. Dah memang Tuhan jadikan macam tu. Mungkin ada sikit² darah Melaka kot. Bab perli² and takde kiasan tu dah selalu tersembur.

Tapi aku memang kuat marah pun. Ada je benda tak betul (pada pandangan aku la) mesti aku merungut. Benda kecik pun aku nak marah. Memang tak leh jadi cikgu. Kang free² je murid aku dapat pelempang. Tapi belum tahap baling² selipar lagi. Oh ada sekali tu aku bengang pasal apa ntah. Akibatnya kaki Dyla kena rembat tak pasal². Itu dulu zaman muda². Sian dia.

Sapa² yang dah selalu kena marah dengan aku tu faham kot camne hehe. Sorry ye. Selamat Hari Raya.

Kokoroko mono 3

Truth always hurts. No matter how hard we try to bend it or throw it away, it always come back at you. Hard.

Sometimes I wonder. Those people that suppose to be close to God, those that never skip their prayers and duties even the sunat one- they turn out to be the most vulnerable being on earth.

Logically how can that happen? They are the one who suppose to have calm hearts and are wise in every action. Yet they are not. They can be wild, difficult to control and have fierce minds influenced by emotions.

Even the tough one will fall. Even the one with big ego and pride will tear sometimes. What's more of being the one to carry the blame and hatred by himself all this time. That sure hurt the most.

Ya Allah, please help him. Please guide them. Please give them back to us.

Kokoroko mono 2

Minggu ni agak teruk bagi aku. Betul, satu sebab tak sihat, perut aku asyik buat hal. Entah kenapa, aku salah makan ke atau memang angin dok mai. Aku tak pernah kena gastrik so tak tau la camne rasanya. Nak kata angin, dah seminggu kot puasa. Err tak kisah la mana satu pun, Alhamdulillah perut dah semakin okay even aku still ada sikit² rasa nak beranak.

Tu cerita perut. Tak la berat sangat pun kalau banding dengan cerita satu lagi ni. Mungkin tak semua tahu aku ni hasil gagal JPA. Aku takde plak kepoh cerita dekat semua orang kecuali kalau mereka yang tanya. Yela umur dah 23 tahun, pastu belajar dekat Uniten as fresh degree student, sekelas pulak dengan batch 2 tahun lagi muda daripada aku. Sah² la diorang wonder apa ke pelik budak sorang ni.

Ada la setahun setengah aku belajar dekat Jerman tu. Kenapa sekarang Uniten? Aku kantoi paper Statik. 3 kali resit 3 kali jugak gagal. Yep aku memang loser. 3 kali gagal untuk satu² subjek berturut² bermakna akan kena buang Fachhochschule (FH). FH tu kira tahap politeknik kat sini, lebih kepada praktikal berbanding teori semata-mata.

Mengikut JPA, sepatutnya lepas 2nd try kena bagitau diorang untuk ditukarkan FH ke negeri mana² la selain Niedersachsen tu. Tapi aku tak tau kenapa aku teruskan jugak sambung dekat FH Osnabrueck dan amik 3rd try untuk paper Statik. Again, gagal.

Nak tukar sekarang, dah terlambat sebab FH dah hantar surat. Nak tak nak aku terpaksa akur, balik ke Malaysia dan sambung belajar kat sini. Tapi takde lagi biasiswa daripada JPA. Bukan tu je, kena bayar balik segala perbelanjaan JPA bagi kat aku sepanjang aku duduk Jerman. Sebulan 967euro. Setahun setengah. Banyak tu la.

Memang tak terbayar kalau nak diikutkan. Tapi family kata study, sambung belajar dekat mana² pun tak kisah la asalkan ada sijil nak buat kerja. Even mak lang aku support yuran semester pertama dekat Uniten. Kalau nak kerja pun bukan aku ada sijil apa² kecuali sijil SPM. Tu pun dah expired agaknya.

JPA hantar surat few months back, tuntut ganti rugi sebanyak RM29k. Kitorang gembira sangat², sebab kalau diikutkan jumlah sebenar yang perlu ditanggung mencecah RM90k. Itu kalau dikira sekali belanja persediaan di Intec UiTM Shah Alam. RM29k.. Still alot. Keluarga aku bukan la senang mana nak bayar terus macam tu. Berkat menabung kecik², ada la sikit duit dalam ASB aku, cukup untuk bayar ansuran bulan² lepas kerja nanti even ambil masa 20 tahun.

20 tahun pun tak pe la asalkan hutang dapat bayar. Hidup diteruskan macam biasa. Tapi bak kata orang langit tu tak selalunya cerah. Lagi sekali ujian datang. JPA hantar surat semalam, mohon maaf kerana jumlah yang dituntut sebelum ni adalah salah. Tersilap kira, kata mereka.

Rm94k. Itu jumlah sebenar. Betullah kiraan kami dulu. Elok je lepas habis buka puasa abah call beritahu hal sebenar. Aku dah lemah semangat, handphone dah tak boleh nak genggam dah. Abah dan mami mesti la lagi teruk. Aku tau blood pressure abah mesti naik.

RM94k.. mana nak cari. Masa tu dah terbayang dah kata² pakcik aku, nak bayar balik semua tu terpaksa la jual rumah, kereta, semua asset yang family aku ada.

Memang betul, kami tak punya banyak benda. Even orang kata aku loaded, pakai barang mahal, pakai kereta.. Itu semua pemberian orang. Tak mungkin aku nak beli sendiri. Lagi pulak sekarang ni dekat IPTS, yuran satu sem jangan nak katalah murahnya.

Parents aku pergi JPA Putrajaya pagi tadi, bertanyakan sebab dan jumlah sebenar. Nak kepastian, kata abah. Surat rayuan pengurangan dan bayaran ansuran dah tersedia sekali. Aku sepatutnya pergi sama tapi disebabkan ada kelas, parents aku cuba dulu. Aku risau gila sebab ada jugak budak batch aku balik sama tapi JPA tak kasi langsung pengurangan, disuruh pulak mula bayar ganti rugi sekarang.

Tengah aku tahan sakit perut, abah SMS. Memang betul jumlah tu. Tapi JPA akan pertimbangkan pengurangan dan bayaran ansuran, mungkin dapat kurang sehingga 70%. Ada syarat² dia rupanya. Kalau kelemahan akademik, memang diorang kasi kurang kecuali ada masalah disiplin. Mungkin sebab tu kawan aku tu tak dapat kurang.

Ada lagi harapan.. Buat masa sekarang ni cuma dapat berdoa je dan tunggu jawapan daripada JPA. Kalau la dapat sampai 70% diskaun tu, hutang aku jadi balik ke nilai asal: RM29k.

Buat masa sekarang ni tu je aku harapkan. Minta maaf kalau aku ada melenting minggu ni, mungkin emosi sikit.

Neway aku suka wallpaper untuk bulan ni. Even lambat sikit sambutan merdeka :P Kudos to Negaraku.net.