Twilight. I dunno why girls are so into it. I know they are crazy about Robert Pattinson but the movie is nothing. Plot is predictable, boring, sloppy, slow and the actors.. omg put some expressions please! Especially Bella, I know you’re supposed to be a melancholy one but.. I dunno.. I feel like slapping her all the time throughout the movie. When you laugh, laugh. Don’t hold your muscles!

I know you girls drool over Ed like we boys gasp watching Megan Fox. Oh by the way don’t you think we have a similar situation here? Twilight and Jennifer’s Body: Robert and Megan. I am a fan of Megan but I didn’t watch her/him/w.e movie just because of her body. There are other things to consider, but the most important point here is I don’t watch movies with crappy plot. Jen’s Body for example is one stupid movie, I stopped watching early despite it’s starred by Megan.

There’s this one time FlyFM played a song sang by Robert. Country-like. They asked the listeners whether they should play it or not. “He mumbles,” as quoted by Ben (correct me if I’m wrong). I agreed although most of the voters were not. Nasib dia keluar sikit je sequel kali ni =P

Girls and gays. Wake up!

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PS: Ok now, Twilight fans can come and kill me.